Going to visit Irish Maria at the Bed Bug hospital today.
Got an outfit ‘specially for the occasion. Wanna see?
Here it is Folks!
It’s from a company called Woods appropriately named “Don’t Bug Me Shirt”. Works great during Black Fly season, up North. But the real question is…will it work on Bed Bugs?
So do you think the security will show me to the door if I show up at the hospital looking like this?
I think this could be the start of a good thing. Sell Bug Outfits at the entrances of all the Bed Bug Infested hospitals in Downtown Toronto. You could make a fortune based on people’s paranoia. Actually, we should sell head to toe disposable ones and put a huge garbage container at the exit door with a sign saying….”Don’t take the Bed Bugs Home with you….Deposit them HERE! Really, Who wouldn’t buy it?
This is what they look like! Who would want them in their homes?
And now that I have clearly grossed you out….here is an Update on my Glowing Blog World Map.
This morning AUSTRALIA was glowing red. You know what that means, don’t you? The folks down under are clearly in the lead (I’m sure my cousin has something to do with it). They must have been reading my blog while we, in Canada were asleep! Way to go Australia! Even the U.S. beat Canada today.