One Minute You’re Pregnant, The Next Minute You’re Not

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So last night I decided to delve back into the results of my blood work from Sunnybrook because some of the tests were time sensitive and needed longer to get the results.  Probably not a good idea.

Really?

Apparently one the tests indicated that I was pregnant.  I thought that was hilarious and decided to go downstairs (with my Ipad/video) to lay the big news to Bobo.  “What are you doing?,”  he asked me covering up my Ipad with his hand.  “Oh, I have some great news!  Are ya ready?  Tell me you are ready.  Remember the blood work I had from Sunnybrook?  Well apparently, I’m pregnant.” 

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Stunned belief is the best I can describe the look he gave me.  “Oh come on,” I told him.  “There is no way.  They messed up again.  What else is new?”  “Do you want me to go to Shoppers and get one of those pregnancy pee tests?” he asked.  “Are you kidding me!  Save yourself the money”, I told him.  “It’s another fuck up.  You should know by now not to trust anything they tell you.”

Me Bad, Never

Oh this is going to be good tomorrow when I go to PMH to get my CT scan and they ask me if there is any chance I could be pregnant.  Yup, here it is on this sheet!

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Did NOT have a good day at PMH.  Went in at 8:00 with Bobo.  The secretary looked at my blood work, took the sheets to the technician, and then told me they would not do the test unless I got clearance from my doctor.

rope:neckWell my doctor wasn’t coming in until Wednesday.  My nurse told me that it must be wrong because I’ve been on ovarian suppression shots all these years.  But the CT Scan secretary wouldn’t hear of it.  Said I had to have PROOF that I wasn’t pregnant.  Was thinking that Bobo’s idea about peeing on a stick was a quick and efficient way of testing it out until she said it had to be Blood Work Proof!  I think I’ve masterminded the art of rolling my eyes by this point. 

Had to go to the Dr On Call to put in a requisition for more blood work.  This is what 1/2 the line looked like while I was there. It was all the way out into the hallway.

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And this is the sign which says how they are improving their services so you don’t have to wait so long in line.  Beautiful.

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When I finally got in, the guy at the lab told me they had to send it across the street to Toronto General because they didn’t do that kind of testing here….2-4 hour wait.  Grrrrr.  And I wasn’t allowed to eat anything either. 

Just after 11:00 my ipad dinged and I had a message from UHN telling me, guess what?  I’m NOT pregnant.  Ohhhh….Big surprise there!  

Took my ipad to the CT secretary who, as soon as she saw me said, “The results aren’t in yet”.   “You wanna make a bet,” I told her, throwing my ipad in her face.  She ran to get my contrast dye drink. 

Train u 2b CrazyNow here’s a helpful hint if you are ever in a situation where you have to have that CT Scan drink that tastes like orange toothpaste.  Tell them you are allergic to it and then they will give you another more expensive one that tastes like weird water.  They both give you diarrhea, but drinking orange chalky toothpaste is not my idea of a good time.  My scan wasn’t until 1:00.  Waiting again. 

They told me to get into a gown.  I told them not on your life, it was freezing in there.  I would take off all the metals on me, including my bra and go in with my track pants/top, but that was the best I could do.  I was not going to get into one of those flimsy gowns today.  Thankfully, he didn’t object.

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When the technician felt my hands to put in the needle he said, “Boy you really are cold”.  Yup.  It was really chilly outside (-16) and inside the hospital too.  The only good thing about this freezing weather is that my cough has improved now that it’s not so damp outside.

Anyhow, got the Ct Scan done.  I got back 3 out of the 4 tests.  The one I really wanted (lung) has not arrived in my inbox.  Sigh.

Here’s what I did learn….

  1. I am not pregnant.
  2. There is nothing new in my abdomen.
  3. There is nothing in my pelvis….maybe an spot on bone L5 but that wasn’t mentioned in my Sunnybrook MRI.

Now I just have to wait for the lung one.  I’m expecting it to say I have pleural effusion because I am still coughing up mucus.  The last time they saw that my oncologist said I would be returning in 3 weeks to get the cancerous fluid drained from my lung.  I told him it was allergies.  I was right…the pleural effusion disappeared.  However, I want to know about the spot(s) they they found on my right lung and fissure line the last time I had a scan.  Hoping they disappeared like the IMPN on my pancreas.  Oh, that would the a miracle I am searching for.  

My family drs office phoned re:  blood transfusion.  Told them I’d phone back later if I was interested and did they know I was pregnant?  And tomorrow I get to get up bright and early to visit my surgeon who put in my metal rods in my back in 2012.  I’m going to bring him a bottle of wine and thank him that I’m not a paraplegic.

Still Alive

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Sometimes I just wished all this would JUST GO AWAY.  

Sigh…..

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Held Hostage at Sunnybrook Parking Lot

Wednesday, Dec. 30, 2015

I had one hell of a really awful experience today at Sunnybrook Hospital.  I lost it.  Here is my story.

I went to see my radiation doctor today.  I could see he was really concerned about me and told me I was looking a little bit darker and yellower.  I told him that was nothing.  Last week I was really yellow, but I was feeling better now.  He ordered some urgent blood tests and told me he was going to get in touch with my oncologist because there was evidence of metastatic disease in my bone marrow.  I told him that happened the last time I went to Germany and it wasn’t.  He didn’t look convinced and asked me if I wanted to have a chest x-ray done right now because of my coughing and I told him no because it was getting better.  And besides why bother when I was going to have a CT scan next week anyway.   

stressedSo I went and got my urgent blood work done and was anxious to get out of there because I parked my car at the Rip Off Money Sucking Sunnybrook Parking lot because I’ve been having problems walking lately and couldn’t make the trek from a side street.  Bobo was with me and we started putting in the $14.25 fee into the machine.  It ate $5 and wouldn’t acknowledged that I paid.  I pushed the help call button.  No one answered for a while and I started getting ansy.  I pushed the help button about 10 more times until someone answered.  I told the lady the machine ate my $5.  She said she would send someone to help me.  So what happens.  Nobody comes. 

I push the button again.  I told her no one was coming, I had 2 kids at home alone and I wanted to leave.  She said someone was coming.  Well, no one came for over 15 minutes.  I asked a nearby security guard if he could help me.  He said he could not.  I pushed the button again and again and again.  I think by that time the woman was ignoring me so I gave up.  Cancelled my transaction.  The machine gave me $9.25 back.  Still missing my $5.  Took the card and decided to take it up with the parking lot attendant.  Spoke to the valet parking lot attendents.  They told me they couldn’t help me, but to get into my car and drive to the other attendant who should address the situation.  Well, you know what happens when I get to him?  He wouldn’t let me out of the parking lot.

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By then my nerves were shot.  I told him that the machine ate my money, here was the rest of the money ($9.25) and I wanted to go home.  He said I couldn’t leave until he spoke to his supervisor.  Well he was on the phone for a VERY long time and there were a lot of angry people in cars behind me who also wanted to leave.

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Then I lost it.  I told him to give me the phone, I wanted to talk to his supervisor.  At this point I told her that the stupid machine ate my money at the Odette Center and I paid for my parking and if she didn’t get this guy to open the damn gate I was going to ram my car through it.

The parking attendent took back the phone and the driver behind me gets out of his car to find out what the problem was….at which I yelled back that the people here are stupid idiots and the bloody machine ate my money and these people wouldn’t let me out.

So my husband told me to park the car in the lane so no one could get out and we would walk back to the Odette Centre and wait for that special someone to arrive to open up the machine to get my $5 back to prove we paid the $14.25.

So I turned off the car.  But I couldn’t get out of the car because it was too close to the booth.  I thought I was going to loose my mind.

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Then I told the attendant to phone the police.  Call 911, I was being held hostage in Sunnybrook Parking Lot.  I really wished I had my phone at that time because I would have done it.  Then my husband threw another $5 at the attendant to pay for the rest of the $14.25 and then told him that he just stole another $5 from us and he wanted to charge him with theft when the police arrived.

I think that scared him because he opened the gate. 

But I wasn’t going to let that rest.  This had gotten past the point of sanity.  I was LIVID.  I told him I wanted his name and his supervisors name and phone number because I was going to lodge a complaint.   

I phoned her a little while ago.  She agreed that what happened to me was not acceptable and she would phone me tomorrow morning and find out what went wrong.   

I don’t know who owns these stupid parking lots at the hospital, but I, for one, am tired of being gouged $4.75 every half an hour.  It’s not like terminally ill cancer patients have a choice in the matter of where they can park.  We are stuck for hours waiting for doctors appointments and scans while the meter keeps on ticking.  Someone is getting rich on the behalf of ill people.  It is not right.

And why is it okay to keep people hostage in parking lots after they have paid?   If the machines don’t work, hire human beings WITH BRAINS who can THINK when a problem arises or here is an idea…..make PARKING FREE at hospitals.    

Hey, I know.  Get the drug companies to pay for hospital parking.  They are making over $270,000 per patient in 5 years.  Two patients should cover it.